guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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