he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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