Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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