i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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