i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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