his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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