I like to think it a success when the cops are called
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We just shotgunned beers for America
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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