Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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