Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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