Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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