then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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