do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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