That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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