I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
My breasts were aching with rage.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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