hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize