I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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