What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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