So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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