p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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