sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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