normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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