Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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