so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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