do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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