I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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