shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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