i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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