She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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