He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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