I only kidnapped one of them. chill
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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