She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I understand Curling. That high.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
