Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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