yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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