Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Still dying that you shit outside
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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