No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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