He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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