People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Pooping to opera.
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