forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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