I don't think brook has ever known best
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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