My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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