I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
