It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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