fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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