The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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