i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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