stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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