thus making me awesome and them whores
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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