I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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