belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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