My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
it was like eating out sand paper
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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