i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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