He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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