i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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